Ted: Thanks. You know what? I’m done being single. I’m not good at it. Look, obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met you love her. But… it sucks that you can’t. I’ll tell you something though, if a woman—not you… just some hypothetical woman—were to bare with me through all this. I think I’d make a damn good husband. Because that’s the stuff I’d be good at. Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father… and walking her five hypothetical dogs. Being a good kisser.

Robin: Everyone thinks they’re a good kisser.

Ted: Oh, I’ve got references.

Robin: Good night, Ted. (Shake hands.)

Ted: And I’m a good hand shaker.

Robin: that’s a pretty great hand shake.